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It never gets weird enough.

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

So today Charlie Brown tells me, "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Which brings up the question...If you loved someone, and they didn't love you back, would you still want them to be happy? Or would you like, want to kill their babies? My good friend captain paranoia says that she would, and I quote, "stalk them from afar and when they realize they cant get rid of me, steal everything". That's valid, eh? Bring out the gunny sacks, we're goin' shopping.

Not that it matters cause I don't really like peanut butter anyway.


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Monday, June 28, 2004

well all my loyal fans. today I realized I have had this blog for quite some time and still have yet to introduce myself. (truthfully I realize it's only my friends who read this, but as it's my blog I'll put what I want so screw you).

My name is Estella von Trinklestein. Or something to that effect. I enjoy sharp objects, lighting things on fire, and dancing. Naked. My hobbies include billiards, movies, watching the stars, and going on long rants. I often overanalyze things, therefore making them more difficult than necessary. I like to be happy but anger seems to get the best of me quite often. But mostly I like to laugh and talk like a pirate, and it never hurts if there's cheesecake.

I dislike people insulting other people's moms. Except for your mom, because she's a whoor. I hate haters. Also I hate bad drivers, people who honk at me for being a bad driver and tomatoes. Waking up early makes me sick to my stomach as does lack of caffeine. I hate parents who can't, or won't, take care of their kids, and people with no manners.

I like the word chigger.





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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

People are weird. And really stupid. But I guess if there weren't so many stupid people, I wouldn't look this smart. HAHA THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE A COMMENT SECTION. bastards. actually I don't have a comment section because...I'm not sure why. My blog is trying to defy me. I don't know how to make a title either. But I don't like titles. Cause if you read the title of my blog beforehand you'd be like, "that sounds like a bunch of useless shit, I better not read it". Whereas, if I don't have a title you just read it and then afterwards you're like "that was a bunch of useless shit" but it's too late cause you already read it and all of my genius-in-disguise antics are seeping into your brain. I was just reading AB Chao's blog. None of you know her, but she is the inspiration for not only my blogging but all of the funniness in my life. You should all be a little more AB. You will understand why after reading this direct quote from her blog, "The good news is, ever'thang seems to be workin' real good down there; the bad news is, it ain't." Ha. Guess what she's referring to. The phone is ringing. I'm too lazy to get up ... It was for me, I was forced to get up. My life is so hard. but on the bright side, it's summer. on the dark side, you're not getting lucky tonight. haha. Oh wait, that's bright too. makes me laugh anyway. well, must run, things to see people to do. I mean...er, well you know. Or rather don't, which is really a plus for both of us as I am clearly crazy. ps. has anyone ever noticed how kalin makes up his own words? and then uses them like they're real words? do you think he knows and just doesn't care? or is he crazy?


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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

tra lala. so I just read stephen's blog. And in his opinion my blog is (get this) "deep". In my opinion, stephen is drunk. If I didn't know any better I might sincerely believe this. Between mullets, kicking cars and cheesecake I really do not have time or energy to be deep. Speaking of which, I just woke up from a 2 hour "nap", so if I don't make sense...you probably won't notice as it is of the norm. We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces, singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. So today I wrote my last final exam. EVER. Until next year. But at least I never EVER EVER EVER have to take gym again in my life. And about now is when my metabolism will slow down. One day I shall wake up a blimp. But you will all still love me, cause for all you know I could be an 80 year old transvestite. I'm not. But you'd never know now, would you?


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Thursday, June 17, 2004

Me in January: "This semester I'm going to start studying a month early"
Me a month before finals: "I'll start studying on the weekend"
Me on Sunday: "Today I'll start studying"
Me on Sunday at Shrek: "Okay, tomorrow I guess"
Me Thursday (day before finals): "Okay today's the day"
Studying...studying...studying...
20 minutes later...sleeping.
Damn. Well who needs studying when you have...You know...that stuff...do I have any good qualities? Hmm...Who needs studying when you have libido? No, that's not it. Daamn.




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Monday, June 14, 2004

If there was only one piece of cheesecake left, would you eat it? Or would that be the rude thing to do? Are you supposed to offer it to someone else and just hope that they don't eat it? Cause what if they do? And you really want it? Then what? Not that it matters cause I obviously already ate it. Ahh cheesecake. Just like heaven.


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Tuesday, June 01, 2004

I don't mean to piss you off. Oh wait, yes I do. I was informed today that I antagonize people. Who, me? I knew you'd never believe it. Innocent I? Antagonize? Haha, okay I'll cut the shit. Oh funny stuff in cosmo, I must relay to you. HE SAYS: "You're not like other girls" HE MEANS: "You're not as easy as the last few girls I picked up" That is pure genius reality comedy. All rolled into one. Also the most comedic word: sacrum. I laughed for a good 2 minutes. Then I found out it was just an area of your back. Entirely unimpressive, so I'll have to make up my own meaning. And now I just read the word schmoopie, so I'm done. Those names are not cool, no matter what you're girlfriend tells you. And she thinks your best friend is hotter than you anyway. Hi I'm Courtney, the antagonist.


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