It never gets weird enough.

Saturday, December 25, 2004

You know you're cool when...

Your grandfather says grace at Christmas Dinner.
Everyone says "amen".
You say "true dat".

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Friday, December 24, 2004


1. Go into your blogs archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

I ventured down to a local bar, The Big Eye.

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Sunday, December 19, 2004

merry effing chrismukkah!

and I say that in the nicest of ways. This night, all in all, was pretty freaking kick ass. There's some unknown substance stuck to my foot, food all over my table/floor, random pieces of wrapping paper scattered about and OH MY LORD I JUST FOUND BUBBLE WRAP! So you can understand how extremely supermely awesome my night went. Although after looking forward to this for at least two months, the end of it all is kind of a downer. My whole family is sad for poor little Kalin who tries so hard to make everyone happy and then the chocolates fall on the ground. He tries so hard. We love you dear, and your ground chocolates.

Cap'n Zac left ridiculously early and my mom was giving me these wide eyes because she recognizes that I am dating a mini version of my father, and oh wow are we both frightened. I turned the heat up to 20 a second ago, and I think Father Ron* might be down in a minute when his sensor goes off. Bzzzz...heat bill too high! Do not care about my daughters health! Bzz...oh, there it goes.

*Father Ron - started when it was decided that the old man would start his very own online church! When the site is up and running, I'll post the address. Be sure to send money. It's what Jesus would do.

Something is buzzing and I don't know what it is but it is really starting to get to me. It's probably just in my head again. Today while walking down the mall I was suddenly convinced that I had just seen a huge Rider sign in front of me. Upon closer inspection, there was no sign of it. Apparently I have fallen off the rock of sanity. The rock was kind of unstable from the start though, to be honest.

I must end there for the evening as I am crazy tired. Merry Chrismukkah, y'all. It was rocking.

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Monday, December 13, 2004


Just so you know Kevin, that stuff in Kalin's blog was about us, not from us. But don't worry I think Kalin's special, too. Just like you. ;)

Update to come soon, don't be missing me too much darlings.

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