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It never gets weird enough.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Weatherman: There are severe thunderstorm warnings for the southwest Saskatchewan area!
Self: Is that what all this wind is about?
Weatherman: Yes, people all over the world right now are saying, "Thank God I'm not in southwest Saskatchewan!"
Self: But...wait...south? west?
Weatherman: Yes these are the most severe weather patterns we've seen in quite some time down in southwest Saskatchewan!
Self: Oh well, at least I'm not in Iraq where there are bombs.
Weatherman: It's just like a bunch of bombs going off down there!
Self: OKAY WEATHERMAN, I GET IT!


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Thursday, June 02, 2005

Once again, ten feet away from the loop.

Latest craze, as you all must know - Star Wars, episode -5 or something to that effect, because apparently Star Wars is too good for consecutive numbering us reg'lar folk. *WARNING: work story to follow*. So anyway, this kid comes in rambling to me about this star wars book, but its not like a chapter book its like a big book about the weapons they drive and &^*(#)( and what not. I think it's time to script this shit.
Self: Uhh...did you just say jenga?
Kid: No I said &*()#$%!^&
Self:
Kid: You know, $%((*(
Wind whistles, birds chirp...complete silence.
Self: Sayre...could use your help here maybe?

I'm having trouble understanding this whole thing. Usually I'm a pretty big fan of the nerd cliche's. Having a blog is a pretty big clue to that. I work at a library. I actually read books. If I had the option, I would marry Harry Potter. I'm still geeking out about the new memory I got for my computer. But Star Wars? Just not doing it for me. To be fair, I never really gave it a chance. Maybe if I did I might be pleasantly surprised. Like cheesecake, which I didn't try until last year only to find out it was God's gift to Courtney.

I'm drinking Pepsi again. Forgive me father, for I have sinned. My mom recently lectured me about how I'm going to get Diabetes from drinking too much pop. Well I guess I better go do some homework, which I didn't actually plan on doing, but hey...APPARENTLY I HAVE TIME TO KILL. Jerks.


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