It never gets weird enough.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

My internet deprival is killing me.


1. How tall are you? 5'9"

2. Do you own a gun? No, but if I did I would suggest a lot of you start running.

3. Have you ever been though Rehab or Counselling? Not yet.

4. Have you ever killed an animal? No, but once I saw this gopher on the road and so I moved over so I wouldn't hit it and then the person in front of me got it and it did a backflip and its brains splattered across the road.

5. Are you Irish? A wee bit.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? They are good with catsup.


8. What is your favourite smell? Cookies, nice boy cologne, and the pretty smell of Jeff, i.e. laundry.

9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Iced tea, but usually I'm too lazy to make it and eveyrone else in my damn family drinks it but they never make it. Damn them.

10. Do you do pushups? Not since Grade 10 gym to be truthful. My upper body strength is nonexistent.

11. Have you ever done ecstasy? Nhegatory.
12. Have you ever been shot? No but once this kid zapped me with a taser gun and I punched him in the face.

13. Have you ever been hospitalized? Not since I was a babe.

14. Do you like painkillers? Nah I like to play through the pain.

15. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I wear sexy perfume and then rub my breastages all over them. God I'm hot.

16. Do you have A.D.D? Perhaps, undiagnosed currently, however.

17. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? I likes the chicks a tattooo brings. Giggety, giggety, gigg-e-ty.

18. Name five beverages you drink regularly? Canada Dry, Coke, Milk, Chocolate Milk, Water.

19. What's in your CD player? Eric Clapton - "THE CREAM OF CLAPTON".

20. What's under your bed? Ugly pink carpet and cement floor.

21. Current hair length/colour? Chinnish. Blonde.

22. What are you wearing? Jeans, a sweater and a bunnyhug. Yeah that's right, I'm wearing a turtlenecked sweater with a bunnyhug. I'm a fashion disaster.

23. Current worry? Pretty alright, alriiiight.

24. Current love? Canada Dry.

25. Current hate? the townies at my school.

26. Favourite place to be? In my hole of a room with some frizends.

27. Least favourite place to be? In the front foyer after school where a bunch of fuckheads gather and then get pissed off when you push your way past them, or in the parking lot where a bunch of fuckheads get rammy in their parents minivans.

28. If you could play an instrument...? I would definitely be a drummer, and I would have sexy pirotechnics going off around my drums like Travis Barker.

29. Favourite colours? Poiple and green.

30. Person(s) from your past you wish you could be with right now? My grandpa.

31. Where would you like to go? Many places - Jamaica, New York, Disneyworld again, Vancouver Island again, maybe an Alaskan cruise.

32. Where do you want to live? Probably in Med Hat for school, and then I'm not sure where after that. I might just get me a big ol' RV and start driving. What do I care, gas is cheap!

33. Favourite food? I enjoy strawberries, cheesecake, pizza, and much much more.

34. Colour of most clothes you own? I'm pretty mixed in the colour area, but I do have lotsa jeans.

35. Number of pillows you sleep with? Well there are 2 on my bed when I go to sleep by I usually end up building this cacoon type deal with my head on the bed and two pillows on top. Sometimes it's hard to breathe.

36. What do you wear when you go to sleep? pajama pants and a sweat shirt.

37. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping.

38. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years? Pretty much keepin' on like I am now. I'm not sure though, one day I'm gonna do something that'll knock all your socks off.

39. Are you paranoid? Slightly.

40. First piercing/tattoo? I got my ears pierced but that only lasted for a couple months cause I'm just not girl enough for that shit.

41. Last person you yelled at? Probably Zac.

42. What are you reading now? The 6th Harry Potter. Again. Also I'm waiting for Fight Club to come in at the library.

43. Last thing you ate? Breakfast at Smitty's.

44. If you could be a pirate, would you? For definitely! I'm in the middle of the Pacific! Try and catch me now bitch!

45. Do you have an iPod? Nah I'm not into all this new fangled technology.

46. When and why did you last vomit? June 28th at the Library Multicultural Potluck because I ate a bad TV dinner before I went. Before that it had probably been about five years.

47. What's in your pockets right now? Actually nothing, which sucks because this means I forgot my lip chap.

48. What colour are your bedroom walls? White, cement, and wood panelling. Yes, thank-you, I am quite classy.

49. Last thing that made you laugh? Me, Shawna, and Zac being rapstars as we drove around in his ghetto truck, then he did a burnout and parked three people in. Good times.

50. Any pets now? Negatory, I live with Seargent Ron, leader of HATING ME. Just kidding, I love me daddy.

51. Innie or an outtie? Outtie, represent!

52. Do you have any piercings? Holy shit fuck this question comes up a lot.

53. If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Macaroni and cheese.

54. Have you ever won any awards? Yeah, for KICKING ASS.

55. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or had to have stitches? Yes I broke my shoulder when I was wee, and also I had gum surgery which required stitches that dissolved in my mouth, and also I cracked my nose.

56. Who do you tell your dreams to? If they're funny I might share them with friends, or if I have a dream about someone I'll tell them...like that one with Jeff and his biker family, or the one where Zac got that girl pregnant.

57. If you could pick one person to make out with who would it be? It starts with a W.

58. What do you think of the person who posted this before you? Sayre lights up my life. I <3 him.


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Wow... that was fast. Good on that.

Posted by Anonymous Sayre #  


"Have you ever been shot? No but once this kid zapped me with a taser gun and I punched him in the face." Oh... that was SO funny... if i'm thinking of the same thing as you are... And also... who is this "W"...?

Posted by Anonymous Brittany #  


This "W" is a man named Wendell. He likes internet blogging, puzzles and building models. He wears thick-rimmed glasses, and lots of sweaters. He's kind of afraid of girls, but Courtney pays attention to his "inner Unicorn" and recognizes his needs and wants. He is also Christian.

Wendell has asthma, eczema and is greasy due to poor hygene. However, he is not afraid to "hang out with his wang out" with his homies (ie; his stuffed animals).

Posted by Anonymous Teagan #  


I like the, Driving their parents minivan thing...that's so true and that's what makes it so funny....Get a job fuck heads and by your own vehicle...spoiled bitches

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